7. Michael Kelso - That 70s Show
From: That 70's Show
Proof He's a Moron: 'Well, there is no way it's better than the
Planet of the Apes. I mean, those apes were really good actors.'
Michael Kelso is an under-educated, ignorant man-whore. He just hardly ever seemed to do anything right, and he always said the wrong thing. So then, why is it that he is such a beloved character to so many? Maybe it's because we know his heart is always in the right place, even if his penis isn't. Or maybe it's just that he smokes a lot of weed and has an excuse to be such an ignoramus. It was, after all, the 70's.