8. Shaggy Rogers - Scooby Doo
From: Scooby Doo, Where Are You? and all the series' subsequent iterations.
Proof He's a Moron: 'The only thing I like better than an eggplant burger is a chocolate covered eggplant burger.' Let's face it. Shaggy hardly ever did anything other than get in the way of solving the mysteries. The rest of the gang had brains, detective skills and perhaps most of all, they weren't so bloody petrified all the damn time. Despite being a a little scared bitch and spending all his time tracking down and eating ridiculously unhealthy quantities of food instead of doing his "job", Shaggy is still remarkably easy to like. He brings out the hippy in all of us.