12 Darkest South Park Moments Ever

3. Cartman Feeds Scott Tenorman His Parents In Chilli

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Scott Tenorman Must Die (Season 5, Episode 4)

This episode is the popular go-to for the darkest episode of South Park due to it pushing the evil side of Cartman to its extreme.

In a feud over the sale of pubic hair, Cartman is repeatedly bested and humiliated by Scott Tenorman. Cartman plots revenge, training a pony to bite off Scott’s wiener in front of his favourite band Radiohead. He arranges a Chilli Carnival as a venue for his payback.

When the pony doesn’t arrive, Scott assumes he has the upper hand in a plot to feed Cartman pubes. When they try each other’s chilli, Cartman reveals he knew about Scott’s scheming and switched out the pube chilli. He counted on Stan and Kyle betraying him and revealing his scheme. Knowing Scott would send his parents to deal with the pony, Cartman informed Jenkins, the gun-happy pony owner, that there were “violent pony killers” in the area.

Cartman glosses over his night with a hacksaw before asking Scott if he likes his “Mr. and Mrs. Tenorman Chili”. Scott finds his mother’s ring finger, her engagement ring still attached, in the bowl. Radiohead make a brief cameo to mock Scott as a “crybaby” as Cartman licks Scott’s “yummy and sweet” tears.

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