Och, aye! You know you're being an embarrassment to the human ace when even the Doctor is telling you to stop. Rose Tyler's attempt to fit into her Scottish surroundings wasn't up to scratch in Tooth and Claw, apparently, and neither was Donna Noble's when her chinwag with Agatha Christie was cut short in The Unicorn and the Wasp. Spiffing good try, though. Top ho!
Dan Butler is the Doctor Who Editor at WhatCulture.com. When he isn't writing his own articles or editing other people's, he can be found trawling the internet for gifs of Steven Moffat laughing. Contact him via dan.butler@whatculture.co.uk.