1. Family Guy: 'Life Of Brian' Is By Far The Lowest Episode
Another show that's never hit a 9 is Family Guy, and let's face it, it doesn't look like it's going to either. The slow decline of Family Guy has been the global warming of television for a while, now - we've just been waiting for someone high up with power to actually do something about it once and for all - but Season 12 of the show has hit an all-time rock bottom. And guess which episode was the most poorly received? Yes, give yourself a pat on the back. But what you might not realise is that Brian's (temporary) exit from Quahog was more slated than any other episode of any other show on this list: 'Life of Brian' scores a shocking 3.6 with IMDB users, and it drags the average for the series down so badly, that not even the actually alright 'Christmas Guy' (8.0) can level it out. IMDB aren't all that impressed with Seth MacFarlane at all actually, as The Cleveland Show has never hit more than a 7.3 - and is valued at 5.6 overall - and American Dad has dropped as far as a 6.0 in the past. Family Guy is rated at 8.5 overall, American Dad at 7.7. Compare that to the 9 that IMDB have given the Simpsons, both overall, and for 1996 classic 'Homer The Smithers'. Even the stats say that the Griffins should call it a day.