While many middling siblings will frequently complain about being shunned by the older brother or ignored for the younger sister, Gene proves that being the middle child isn't so bad. In fact, you're probably more than likely to have some great resources, especially when it comes to manipulating your parents. Middle child Gene often finds himself exhausted from his ridiculous endeavors, and falls to diva-like depths in the wake of disaster. Fear not though Gene, you've taught us all that you can fight to win competitions (Beefsquatch), play as many musical instruments as you like (including a fart gun) and it's ok to be afraid of snakes. Oh, and both your older and younger siblings can count on you in times of need, which is what's really important.
I love Stephen King and music festivals; I eat my toast upside down; I daydream about getting married probably a bit too much; and I wish every day for a pet sausage dog puppy (who never materialises – sob).
