25 Simpsons Quotes To Use In Everyday Life

3. "Apu, If It'll Make You Feel Any Better, I've Learned That Life Is One Crushing Defeat After Another Until You Just Wish Flanders Was Dead" - Homer

Episode: Homer And Apu (5x13) After losing the Kwik-E-Mart, Homer tries to cheer Apu up by letting him know that life is a piece of crap anyway. When to use it: When someone steals your parking space.
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