25 Simpsons Quotes To Use In Everyday Life

22. "It Was A Pornography Store. I Was Buying Pornography" - Homer

Episode: Mr. Plow (4x09) An insurance adjuster asks Homer about driving home from Moe's and, not wanting to let him know that he was drunk, Homer thinks that dirty movies make the best cover up. When to use it: When you were out drinking with the lads the night before and need the perfect alibi for your folks.
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