5 Sadistic Fictional Characters That Archer's Cheryl Tunt Could Pick As Her Valentine

3. Xenia Onatopp

Some of the greatest Bond Women were also Bond Villains. As a bit of a self-proclaimed 007 aficionado, I can say with authority there are fewer more memorable than Xenia Onatopp, played by the lovely Famke Janssen, from 1995's Goldeneye. Not only does her name suggest superiority in the bedroom, she goes about dealing with victims in an unusual way. Cheryl Tunt would be the first to tell you that she thinks that homicide is "super intimate," and therefore Xenia would be a wonderful match if Cheryl's at the very least a little bi-curious. While she may not be as vocal as our previous two candidates, her physicality when it comes to getting down to business makes up for it. There would be grappling, tackling, hot coals and lip biting that draws blood. That's merely the foreplay. Nothing says I love you like trapping your lover in a choke hold with your powerful thighs, either. She smokes cigars, too. A woman sucking back a Romeo Y Julieta is the mark of power and dominance. Well, at least that's what that meant in the 1990's.