5 Sadistic Fictional Characters That Archer's Cheryl Tunt Could Pick As Her Valentine

2. Alex (DeLarge)

One of the most iconic villainous protagonists in English literature and cinema is the larger than life Alex from Anthony Burgess' A Clockwork Orange (and of course, Kubrick's 1971 film version). What he lacks in age, he makes up with experience and love of the greatest things a bleak, Dystopian future has to offer: sex, drugs and classical music. He's cultured and eloquent, despite his habit of peppering his speech with many NADSAT colloquialisms. While perhaps not relationship material, due to his eventual imprisonment and subjection to the Ludovico Treatment, he could prove to give Cheryl a memorable one night stand. It would probably go something like this. First, a rendezvous at the Korova for a drink. A glass or two of Dremcom should be enough to put a kilogram of LSD laced gummy bears to shame. Once they get sharpened up, it'll be off to the streets to paint the town red with a bit of ultra-violence. Acts I could only imagine, which would involve multiple canings and wild group sex in the most unlikely of places. A quick interlude at the record shop for a bit of culture followed by more ultra-violence. Then probably one hell of a joyride back to the Korova for a nightcap and eventually back to his place for more kinky sex involving Alex's pet snake and Beethoven's Ninth. That's just the tip, too.