5 Things Paula Deen Should Do To Revive Her Career

2. Do A Madonna/Angelina Jolie/Sandra Bullock And Adopt A Black Baby

Cute-Newborn-Black-Baby-Girl-Picture In many ways, for the three actresses listed above, the adoption of a black baby is a shorthand, a way for us to presuppose their moral beliefs, values and principles. Except Madonna, of course. Absolutely everything she does screams, "Utter desperation!" Were Paula Deen to adopt a black baby she would earn back some valuable Ethical Points and convince the public that her racist outbursts are merely an aberration. Plus she's younger than Madonna, have I mentioned that before? On a more serious note in America the process of adoption is quicker and smoother if the family is willing to adopt an African-American child, because there are so many waiting. Over in America adoption costs vary based on ethnicity. Because of the race issue Black children are harder to place, so the cost is adjusted to provide an incentive for families that might otherwise decide against adoption due to financial restrictions. The cost to adopt a Caucasian child is approximately $35,000, plus legal expenses, as opposed to an African-American child at about $18,000. The cost for the adoption of a biracial child is about $25,000. If Paula went for this suggestion she could earn the affection of the American public and it wouldn't cost her that much.
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