2. Hank Scorpio
If Karl is the assistant every worker needs, Hank Scorpio is the greatest boss anyone could possibly hope for. Whether hes advising you on where to buy a hammock or asking your opinion on countries to blow up, Scorpio is kind, funny and sincere. Of course, he is a supervillain, but have you ever met one so charming? Hank Scorpio is the type of boss who takes your suggestions, listens to your dreams and interrupts a fun run to welcome you to the company. If you have a problem, hell welcome you with open ears, even if he is repelling an invasion from the US Army at the time. All because he cares about you, the employee. And as his Goldfinger-style theme tune says, working for Scorpio gets you free dental care, a stock plan, a generous pension, three weeks paid vacation a year and hot dogs, burgers and beer in the lunchroom on Fridays. All this and the possibility of a free NFL team if he likes you enough. And all you have to do is help him take over the world. Im sending my CV in as we speak.