4. Jack Bauer
Jack Bauer is probably one of the coolest and most bad-ass TV characters of his generation, an all-American hero who takes no prisoners and has an unbreakable moral compass. He's also the only character on this list that I'd probably be terrified to be mates with. Given Jack's propensity for torturing people, whilst bellowing "Dammit!" in their faces, you would probably get thrown out of a lot of restaurants after he'd taken the waiter aside for a 'word' about his lapse service. That's if you weren't already lying in the foetal position on the floor, peppered with stomach ulcers due to the sheer intensity of Bauer. Spending time with the guy must be one of the most stressful experiences imaginable. Still, it would probably only be a short experience. People who spend time with Jack tend to find bad things happening to them...