Dannys written a book you know. Obviously its not up to the quality of War And Peace (what really is these days, darling?) but its still an entertaining read. Entitled The World According To Danny Dyer, it features exactly the same sort of enlightening titbits he tweets daily, but with the benefit of a decent proof-reader and a splash of punctuation. In this tour de force he describes a friends face while he has a sex act performed on him as bizarrely refined, like Sherlock Holmes enjoying a bit of violin; he lays a truth bomb on Jeremy Kyle, branding him a smug exploiter of misery, a nasty piece of work; and says of One Direction that hes seen holograms with more presence. There are also musings on whether or not dogs should be free, and our faithful narrator tells us of his own furry friend, Sam: we just opened the door in the morning and off he'd go with his little gang of mates. I'd be out with my mates and we'd see each other throughout the day - he'd be strolling past with a burger in his gob, I'd give him a nod and we'd crack on." Our hero even manages to sneak in his views on mathematical physicist Dr Henry Stapp, who he calls one of science's top boys. Seriously, you need to get this book.
