3. When He Met Some Deadly Men
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttMob_QirKQ Danny Dyer is a rock solid geezer. You dont mess with the Dyer, no sir, not unless you want to go home in a cockney ambulance that is. To prove how nails he is, our hero decided to hang out with some other hard nutters for his Bravo TV series, Danny Dyers Deadliest Men. Some of the completely deadly geezers he knocked about with included football hooligans, a bare-knuckle boxer, a drug smuggler, and a former UDA paramilitary member. The latter balled his eyes out on camera remembering how his best mate nearly got bumped off at a UB40 concert. At one point Danny got punched in the face, and was none too happy about it. Trouble was, it was an ex-squaddie and martial arts expert whod tried to spark him out, and you cant hit someone like that back, not even if youre Danny Dyer. Throughout the shows 14 episodes, Danny does his best to look composed and nonchalant, while quite clearly being seconds from a full-on pant-soiling incident. Imagine Louis Theroux being directed by Guy Ritchie on a budget of £4.50 and youre in the right ballpark.