Archer: 10 CRAZY Cheryl Moments

This may be Cheryl’s meanest moment in the show. However, it does not mean it isn’t absolutely hilarious in all the right and wrong ways. In the fourth season episode “Once Bitten”, Archer, Ray and Cyril are sent to Turkmenistan to fulfill a highly shady contract, which isn’t saying much by ISIS’ standards.

Meanwhile, the moral compass of the office Lana is, as usual, irate with the contract. When she complains to Cheryl and Pam about the mission and Ms Archer's lack of morals, Cheryl unexpectedly begins a meandering rant about Lana's own morals. She uncharacteristically analyses Lana’s hypocrisy, boldly claiming that she won't quit ISIS as she's waiting for Malory to die to inherit the company, ending her venomous spiel by declaring “this terrible place is the only true love you will ever know."

Ouch.

It's a rare scathing attack from a normally fun-loving, mischievous character that leaves Lana in tears and Pam in shock. However, the icing on the cake is when Cheryl exclaims “oh my god, was I talking?”. It's a side-splitting moment that really allows us to delve into the mind of the unstable heiress.