Community: What's My First Line?
10. Ben Chang
"I've never been to France. I've never been to China. In fact, I haven't even been to Spain. But, I'm still a man of the world!"
"Every once in a while, a student will come up to me and ask: "Senor Chang, why do you teach Spanish?"
"Welcome everyone. Now, before we start, let me establish some ground rules. If you little hipsters and virgins don't do what I say, then I'll pounce on you, and not in the fun way!"
"I've been teaching here for years, and I'll tell you what. It's very rewarding. Rewarding if you're looking for a reason to want to kill yourself!"