Community: What's My First Line?

"Hello there, Greendale students. I can't believe it's your first week here, how lucky you all are to have youth on your side."

"Good morning. Many of you are halfway through your first week here at Greendale, and as your Dean, I thought I'd share a few words of wisdom and inspiration."

"Welcome, all of you. I see a lot of beautiful faces out there. As your Dean I'm here to tell you to keep them smiling."

"Good morning everyone. Now that I've got your attention, I'd like you to turn your eyes towards the parking lot. As you can see, it's full to the brim."