Doctor Who: 10 Throwaway Lines That Would've Made Great Episodes
3. "They Were Covered In Hair, Used To Hop Like Kangaroos..."
The Five Doctors gave us four Doctors arguing in the same room and The Terrible Zodin, and its debateable which one people are more anxious to see more of. According to Lungbarrow, she was a festival sword-swallower. So, perhaps the hopping motion could cause her to shoot the swords back out again. The Doctor could go up against a furry sword-shooting Kangaroo lady. He would defeat her luring her onto a trampoline so that the hopping motion goes catastrophically wrong and the swords rip a hole through her body. It would at least be a visually interesting end to the most visually interesting and anticipated enemy that the Doctor has ever faced.
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