2. Paris Jackson
Oh the
Daily Star. You jest, dont you? Apparently not. On the 5th June, this testament of journalism ran an article that the 15-year-old daughter of Michael Jackson was in the running to play the 12th Doctor. Oh, you dont believe me Well take a look at the article in question. What I find brilliant about this paramount news article of the highest degree, is the seriousness in which they state
she is up against the likes of Skyfall actor Rory Kinnear, 35, to take over when current Time Lord Matt Smith, 30, leaves in December. Im sure youre all wondering what her incarnation of the Doctor will be like, arent you? I can tell you. Rubbish.