Family Guy: 10 Worst Things Brian Griffin Has Ever Done
7. Used Quagmire After He Paid For His Dental Surgery
Brian and Quagmire have a long running rivalry, stemming mainly from Quagmire’s utter disdain for Brian. This leads to Brian dating the love of Quagmire’s life, Cheryl Tiegs, only exasperating their rivalry. For what it’s worth, the Cheryl Tiegs incident only warrants an honourable mention amongst Brian’s worst deeds.
Here though, it’s worse because Quagmire reaches out to Brian. After Peter’s reckless driving breaks Brian’s teeth, Quagmire sets him up with a dental surgeon. Brian comes out with a Hollywood smile, and promptly lands a job as a realtor.
His charm and winning smile make him an instant success, and he tries to pay Quagmire back by offering him a killer deal on a dream vacation house. After a bit of deadline pressure, Quagmire buys the place sight unseen and Brian walks off smiling.
It turns out, of course, to have been a scam. The place is a run down dump, and now Quagmire’s stuck with it. Brian evades Quagmire until the cancellation deadline is almost up, then when he’s finally cornered, fakes a long apology to get the sale over the line before laughing in Quagmire’s face... resulting in him breaking Brian’s shiny new teeth.