16. Barely Legal
Season: 5
Episode: 8
Original Air Date: December 17th, 2006 Mayor Adam West (it's still incredible that Family Guy got the actual Adam West to voice such an incredible character) has deployed pretty much the entire Quahog police department to Colombia to search for Elaine Wilder... who just so happens to be a fictional character from the movie Romancing The Stone. Joe is left behind because Colombia isn't wheelchair accessible, so his friends decide to join the police force to help him out. In the main plot, Meg is having a terribly difficult time finding a date to her Junior Prom. One boy even goes so far as to murder his younger brother just so he has to attend the funeral instead of going to Prom with her. She threatens to kill herself, so Brian agrees to be her date. At the Prom, Brian gets drunk and goes on to defend Meg from bullies, which leads to them making out. Meg, confused as she is, is led to think that she is now dating Brian, while Brian simply sees Meg as a friend. Meg then develops a disturbing obsession with Brian, and makes him a pie that has her hair as its main ingredient. The pie leads to Stewie debuting his "put way too much emphasis on the letter H in certain words" gag as he talks about putting Cool Whip on pie, in a funny moment. Meg then kidnaps Brian and takes him to a hotel so that they can have sex, but the deed is interrupted by Lois, Peter, Quagmire, Cleveland and Joe, who convince Meg that she isn't actually in love with Brian.