"Sorry, You'll Have To Pardon My Roommate, He Wanted To Run Away With This"
"Sorry, You'll Have To Pardon My Roommate, He Wanted To Elope With This"
"Sorry, You'll Have To Pardon My Roommate, He Wanted To Marry This"
"Sorry, You'll Have To Pardon My Roommate, He Wanted To Have Babies With This"
This standard nerd combines the looks of Shaggy with the brains of Scooby, has an unhealthy obsession with the Marvel Cinematic Universe, and is a firm believer that Alter Bridge are the greatest band in the world.