Game Of Thrones: 10 Things To Do While Waiting For Season 4

6. Emerge From A Bathtub Naked. And Ready To Fight

That fun couple, Brienne of Tarth and Jaime Lannister, are captured by forces allied with Roose Bolton as season three winds down. While the weary travelers share a bath, they engage in a war of words that has Brienne standing up all wet and naked and challenging the maimed knight to fight. In case it's determined that I lack Daenerys's obvious charms, Brienne's example provides me with an alternative to getting that spare bedroom painted: I can always threaten a man with a cold steel blade until he does what I want. There are a certain amount of drawbacks to Brienne's plan, of course, the foremost being that I've wandered through life unarmed up until now and I can't imagine that I'll be very adept at wielding a sword: I have considerable trouble using a can opener on Ro Tel Tomatoes. Still, I'm willing to give it a go because I really need that spare bedroom painted!