Game Of Thrones: 10 Things To Do While Waiting For Season 4

3. Muster A Force To Accomplish A Goal

As season three ends, Yara Greyjoy takes the fastest ship along with the fifty best killers from the Iron Islands and sets out to rescue her brother, Theon, who is being held hostage by torturers who have mutilated him. Fortunately, I don't have any castrated brothers hanging around waiting to be rescued, but I do volunteer at the North Main Animal Rescue where most of the pets there are spayed/neutered, so the work there shouldn't be too far off the mark for my band of the fifty best killers. Plus, it's got to be more emotionally satisfying to scoop a litter box than to run a spear through another man's bowels. I just hope the killers don't get too emotionally attached to the animals who are up for adoption. There's nothing that could hurt the reputation of a killer more than to see him weep when Bandit finds a forever home.
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Karen lives in Philadelphia with her husband and a lovesick cat. She has a law degree which, oddly enough, has left her ill-prepared for her current occupation of binge watching television. When there's nothing good on TV, she writes for the humor blog, Do Not Get Sick in the Sink, Please.