Game Of Thrones: 10 Things To Do While Waiting For Season 4

2. Work The Phrase Valor Morghulis (All Men Must Die) Into Everyday Conversation

The phrase is uttered throughout the series, but in season three we hear Arya use it after she kills the man who desecrated her brother's corpse, and also the interpreter, Missandei, responds with the words after Daenerys frees her from slavery and warns her of the dangers that lie ahead. You would think that it might be difficult to find opportune moments to use this expression, wouldn't you? You would be right, it is, so I just started throwing it out there randomly. Sure, I got a weird look from the Jehovah's Witness that came to my door, and the babysitter got a restraining order against me, but the dry cleaner has been giving me a 20% discount, the bag boy at Whole Foods stopped putting my bananas in the bottom of my shopping bag, and the elementary school teachers can't stop telling me how wonderful my kids are. Valor morghulis, bitches.
Contributor
Contributor

Karen lives in Philadelphia with her husband and a lovesick cat. She has a law degree which, oddly enough, has left her ill-prepared for her current occupation of binge watching television. When there's nothing good on TV, she writes for the humor blog, Do Not Get Sick in the Sink, Please.