Game Of Thrones: 18 Items Of Merchandise You Don't Need In Your Life

13. "Be My Groomsman" Cards

You could write your own personal message to your closest man friends, or you could pray that they've all seen Game of Thrones enough to the point where you can hand them a creepy crow invitation and not receive a puzzled look in exchange. For £10, you'll be sent high resolution JPEGs to print out at home, meaning you could recruit every man and his crow for your Night's Watch, providing your less-than-impressed fiancee hasn't left you, not because you spent the money, mainly because you went ahead and bought them despite the example piece being for 'Ned Lannister' and his men. Sacrilege. If you want your very own Red Wedding, step right this way to get the perfect invites here from Etsy.