He Has A Relative Who Begs Celebrities For Money
He Has A Relative Who Runs An Unsuccessful Shrimp Company
He Has A Relative Who Manages A Jug Band
He Has A Relative Who Shoots Birds At The Train Station
This standard nerd combines the looks of Shaggy with the brains of Scooby, has an unhealthy obsession with the Marvel Cinematic Universe, and is a firm believer that Alter Bridge are the greatest band in the world.
