He Was Abducted By Aliens In His Back Yard
He Hosted Patty's Wedding In His Back Yard
He Had A Swimming Pool In His Back Yard
He Had A Tennis Court In His Back Yard
This standard nerd combines the looks of Shaggy with the brains of Scooby, has an unhealthy obsession with the Marvel Cinematic Universe, and is a firm believer that Alter Bridge are the greatest band in the world.