He Wrote A Christmas Hit About Ned Flanders
He Took A Job At A Mall As Santa
He Burned The Christmas Tree Down And Faked Being Robbed
He Gave Lisa A Christmas Present Of Ralph And Milhouse Disguised As A Pony
This standard nerd combines the looks of Shaggy with the brains of Scooby, has an unhealthy obsession with the Marvel Cinematic Universe, and is a firm believer that Alter Bridge are the greatest band in the world.