How I Met Your Mother: Ranking All Ted’s Love Interests From Worst To Best
26. Vicky
Ted’s initial elevator interactions with this colleague in the middle of season four suggested that romance could be blooming, but Vicky shot down those hopes minutes into their date with her surprising rudeness and ignorance.
She was so off Ted’s wifey radar that he went for broke with the famous play known as the naked man. Vicky went for it, and Ted was back on the horse after Stella. So, not all bad.
25. Cassie
Robin and Barney tried to wingman/wingwoman Ted at their wedding and set him up with Cassie. But there would be no happily ever after for the pair; only a one-time hook up.
Cassie features in two season nine episodes, including The Lighthouse, a significant chapter in the backstory of Ted and the mother. Thankfully, she was only a minor character.