Jessica Jones: 11 Things From The Comic They Didn't Show

8. Luke Cage, 'Scariest N***a Alive'

The version of Luke Cage that we have seen in Jessica Jones (both the show and the character) shares a lot of traits with his comic book counterpart. The Luke Cage featured in Alias, however, is definitely more €˜bout that life. In Alias, Cage is much more street, referring to himself as "the scariest n***a ever was" and then immediately going about plundering Jessica€™s plumbing. Despite their relationship growing over the series and subsequently resulting in their decision to keep their lovechild, Cage is pretty much an a**hole for a lot of it. Case in point; he tells a confused Jessica (who just woke up in his house after a drunken rampage) that she gangbanged the New Warriors, the equivalent of telling a rock groupie that she romped with all four Wiggles at once and Jeff immediately fell asleep afterwards. Luke€™s revealed by Carol to be a €˜cape chaser€™, having bumped uglies with Jessica Drew (Spider-Woman), Tigra and She Hulk. Which is kind of like having a thing with your friend€™s sister, who also happens to look like your friend. When Jessica calls him out on this and remarks that Luke having sex with a green Chyna is gross, he replies, "Well, it€™s obvious you never f***ed her."
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