He's Into Blondes And Brunettes, While Strongly Disliking Red-Haired Girls.
He Claims That Birthdays Were "Invented By Hallmark To Sell Cards".
His Preferred Burger Is Just A Burger On A Bun, Nothing Else.
A "Swanson" In Pawnee Is A Turkey Leg Wrapped In Bacon.
someone remind me to edit this
