Seinfeld Quiz: The Practically Impossible Who Said It - Jerry Seinfeld Or George Costanza

Seinfeld Jerry George
NBC

9. I Can't Carry A Pen. I'm Afraid I'll Puncture My Scrotum.

Jerry Seinfeld

George Costanza
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Jen Gallie hasn't written a bio just yet, but if they had... it would appear here.