Just how familiar are you with Bikini Bottom's resident starfish?
"No, Patrick. Mayonnaise Is Not An Instrument."
"Yes, And So Are Krabby Patties." (Sarcasm)
"Mayonnaise Is Not An Instrument, You Imbecile!"
"Don't You Have To Be Stupid Somewhere Else?"
Aaron Kirby hasn't written a bio just yet, but if they had... it would appear here.