7. Must Everything Be Shouted?
There's no such thing as a Klingon ninja. When a Klingon walks into a room, he looks for the biggest and loudest person he can find ... and out-shouts him. Whispering sweet nothings into a partner's ear is not something that a Klingon would attempt. You see, most of their physiological systems have redundant, secondary back-ups, so an extra set of lungs naturally means that they're louder. Other than an inability to be stealthy (or socially acceptable), the real downside to this is the true bane or watershed mark in every relationship's development: snoring. Can you imagine what a Klingon snore would sound like? Forget the simple, monotonous buzz-saw effect; we're talking both nostrils emanating a replicated sound of a large, wide, nasally bifurcated gigantic creature of the extinct variety that lived millions of years ago, rendered extinct by its mate for the noise it made when asleep! You cannot have quiet time with a Klingon. Think back to "A Matter of Honor" again, when Worf instructed Wesley Crusher on how a Klingon mate shrieks to lure a mate. Not only does the male scream, but the woman is expected to roar back at him ... and then to start throwing heavy objects. Worf's face takes on an expression as he recounts how the females then start to claw. You'd think that this would shut the Klingon male up at this point, but no. At this point the male reads love poetry.