8. Nerds Are Smart (Season 13, Episode 18 - I Am Furious (Yellow))
https://youtu.be/ObKrAx5qd6k When Bart is about to go visit the "Internet guys" before releasing his new Angry Dad comic, Milhouse asks if he can come too. Bart simply replies, "You can speak nerd to them." Milhouse then says his classic zinger, "I'm not a nerd, Bart. Nerds are smart", his expression changing from angry to sad as he says the latter sentence. As if people didn't feel bad enough for Milhouse, he's not even going to be one of those misfits at school who blossoms as an adult because of his intelligence: he's not even that smart, so he's set for a life as depressing as his father's. And yet, in its sadness, it's still tough not to laugh at the poor guy.
Stay at home dad who spends as much time teaching his kids the merits of Martin Scorsese as possible (against the missus' wishes).
General video game, TV and film nut. Occasional sports fan. Full time loon.