What We Do In The Shadows - Ranking Every Major Character Worst To Best

1. Colin Robinson

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Though his housemates and everyone else who has ever met him can't stand him, Colin Robinson is the best character on What We Do in the Shadows. As an energy vampire, Colin doesn't suck blood, but feeds off of other people's energy. He gets the most energy out of people (and other vampires) by boring them, leading to his hilariously dull demeanor.

Watching Colin contrast with the rest of the vampires as to how he feeds is uproariously funny. His mood ruining anecdotes, online trolling, and appearance as a regular person will make you feel like you have an energy vampire working in your office.

Plus, his power increases once he gets promoted at work, therefore gaining the ability to suck everyone's energy as a boss, leads to some of the show's funniest sequences and adds depth to energy vampire mythology.

Even in some of the weaker What We Do in the Shadows episodes, Colin remains a delight to watch, in that he is the least delightful character on the show.

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