3. Miley Cyrus Week
It seems you can't go anywhere these days without being confronted by the unsightly vision of Miley Cyrus's tongue hanging out of her mouth. Everywhere you look people are tweeting about her, celebrities are being asked to pass comment on her behaviour and radio channels are playing her songs on an almost unrelenting loop. In the spirit of it being November 2013 and everyone wanting a slice of Miley, why don't The X Factor producers cash in and devote an entire week to Ms. Cyrus? Her songs are incredibly popular, and the thought of Sam Bailey swinging on a wrecking ball will surely get the whole nation tuning in on a Saturday night. Unfortunately Miley's career is relatively short, meaning there probably won't be enough songs for all of the contestants. Those left without a song to perform will instead just have to stand twerking with their tongue out until told to stop by Louis Walsh.