5. Rikishi "Put A Little Ass on It"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1Csfkhe3zc If you thought Billy Gunns Assman song was horrifyingly awful, check out Rikishis Put a Little Ass on It. In fact, invite the whole family over: children, grandparents, whoever, and have them listen to this song. You will never be invited over again to another family function. When Rikishi turned heel, he rapped his own theme Bad Man. It wasnt too bad actually, though certainly not good enough for him to give up his day job...of putting his ass into other peoples faces. However, WWE should have left Rikishi performing songs as one and done. Rikishi does his best Berry White impression as he sings aboutwell, asses. For starters, having a chorus repeat Put a Little Ass on It as a love song is an awful idea. Put an ass on what? And why? And no, no one is going to do that. Besides the awful lyrics, Rikishis vocals aren't up to snuff. His voice sounds to be cracking on every note has has to hold. That aspect alone makes it cringe inducing, never mind the many asses. Just keep your ass to yourself Rikishi, as well as your future music.
Andrew Soucek
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
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