4. Randy Savage "Be A Man"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dG7jTAGliyY Randy Savage releasing a rap album is about as odd as Mr. Rogers acting in a soft core porno film. Yet it happened. In 2003, the rap world was put on notice: adapt to Savages style of rapping or be left in the dust! Okay, so that didnt exactly happen, but Savage did release an awful album and it was worse than a top rope elbow to the brain, as well as another elbow simultaneously hitting you in the testicles at the same time. Savage just doesnt have the pipes, the flow, or really the talent to justify releasing a single rap song, let alone 13 of them. You could really do no wrong with picking a worst song on the album, so lets just go with the most famous one which was a direct attack at his old friend/foe Hulk Hogan. Check out this attack:
Hollywood Hulkster youre at the end of your rope And Im a kick you in the butt and wash your mouth out with soap.
Yeah thats right Hulk, your butt is gonna get kicked and youre going to have a bar of soap in your mouth if you dont stop whatever it is youre doing that angered The Macho Man whenever that happened! Macho didnt stop there at the brutal jabs at his old fellow Mega Power partner:
Your movies straight to video the box office cant stand While I got myself a feature role in Spider Man
Ouch! Take that Hogan! Macho was the star of Spider-Man...if by star he means being in the movie for approximately five minutes and jobbing to Tobey Maguire. Sadly, Savage left this world too soon. While it would have been great to have seen him finally get his induction into the WWE Hall of Fame, its perhaps just as unfortunate that we never got a follow-up album.