10 Absolutely Terrible Songs By Pro Wrestlers

3. Jerry Lawler "Wrestling With Girls"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOg_6s_Qdak Jerry Lawler wants to go one-on-one with a woman named Suzie on Friday night in a no-holds barred€ um, bedroom match? The woman he is going up against has apparently given him a leg-lock and a piledriver in the past, so he is going to get his revenge. I think that's the same set up as his feud with Bill Dundee. Now, I€™m not quite sure, but this song may or may not be sexual in nature. If you€™re a fan of The King, then €œWrestling With Girls€ should be right up your alley! No, that€™s not really true. This song isn€™t for anybody, anywhere. While wrestling and music are a terrible mix, wrestling and sex are an even worse mix. Don€™t believe me? Play this song on Valentine€™s Day for your significant other, and you€™d be lucky enough to score a piledriver. And I'm talking about the actual wrestling move, because no one is going to want to touch you after making someone else suffer through this.
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