10 Best "Everything You Know Is A Lie" Moments In Wrestling
6. The Undertaker & Hulk Hogan Fail Spectacularly To Roll Back The Years
Everything you know is a lie if what you know has been told to you by Hulk Hogan.
The mad old tw*t became so synonymous with bullsh*t that his book became an all-time tome for ridiculous wrestling carny lies, and essays of his nonsense are epic in scale. Speaking of sh*t that went all the way to the taps, what about the neck injury he was nowhere near suffering when The Undertaker gently Tombstoned him nowhere near the steel chair below at Survivor Series 1991.
This was as controlled a sequence as any either had ever performed - two professionals doing their jobs and one later pretending that it had gone a bit wrong. It's all stupid Hogan nonsense until you see them go again just over a decade later. May 2002's Judgment Day was The Undertaker still not yet at his physical best and Hogan not completely thrashed, so there was no excuse beyond both men not giving enough of a sh*t or Hogan in particular so worked into his own worked shoot jabronie mark that he thought his neck might be back at risk.
An abysmal, business-exposing encounter, this broke more wrestling brain cells than anything The Elite have ever done, but miserable ex-pros can't grift a living off burying it, so you'll never know unless you watch it. And who'd do that?!