8. The "One Man Rock Band" Heath Slater
We don't think we're the only ones that see the huge upside to Mr Slater despite his role as jobber to the stars. He may lose every match he's involved in (even to Lita) but win lose or draw Heath Slater is getting his ass on television which is more than a lot of the guys who are struggling to even get on Superstars can say. You see Heath Slater is a cocky son of a bitch that really believes he's the very best despite his hideous won/lost record and the crowd eat up his every word hungry to see him get a whooping. He's the kind of enhancement guy that you can use to get even the most stale act over. Sure he'll probably never be World Champion but he's probably got himself a job for life - a modern day Brooklyn Brawler perhaps?