10 Best WWE Royal Rumble Commercials Ever

2. 2014

Yes, it's the speed dating commercial. To emphasise the constantly changing nature of the Royal Rumble match, a poor blonde female was faced with wading through the self-obsessed, sexually immature, mentally challenged and skull covered superstars of WWE. It made for a very entertaining commercial, but not a particularly pleasant time for our female.

CM Punk was first up, placing his feet on the table and informing her that he was the best in the world. Things didn't improve with R-Truth, spelling his name out including the dash, and Randy Orton pointing out the many skulls tattooed on his arm. Tensai, Goldust, The Great Khali and others try their luck, but pretty much everyone fails.

Of course, Roman Reigns is impervious to failure, but he does give us one of the highlights of the commercial, telling the lady that he is all about justice, but tonight he is all about just-us. If Roman was a pun machine, more people would get behind him.

Titus O'Neill is the clear star of the show however, giving his potential suitor a ten-yard penalty for being fine. It is amazing how much comedic timing the big man has, yet it is painfully obvious that he will never amount to anything more than an enhancement talent inside the ring.

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