10 Biggest WWE Creative Mistakes Of The Decade
1. Simply Telling The Fans To Absolutely Go F*ck Themselves
Three moments defined WWE's rampant F*CK YOU crusade of the 2010s:
Batista: 2014 Royal Rumble Winner.
Roman Reigns: 2015 Royal Rumble Winner.
Jinder Mahal: WWE Champion.
Pissing off the audience that stuck with WWE through the 2000s - itself a creatively barren decade, only with drier, noble failure mistakes of Vladimir Kozlov's ilk - wasn't the best idea. Would a fast food chain serve sh*t in a bun, and tell its customers to eat it? You'll like it. You seem to hate the smell - chanting CM Punk at the burger is indicative of that - but you'll like the taste. It tastes like the sh*t you can't stand the smell of.
What did Vince McMahon, in his heart of hearts, expect to happen?
Hey, you like Daniel Bryan, but you'll like Batista more, because you are also bodybuilding aficionados. That's why the WBF is still in rude health!
Hey, you like Daniel Bryan, but you'll like Roman Reigns more, because he's so much better at tugging a belt.
Hey, you aren't much interested in Jinder Mahal one way or the other, quite frankly, but don't you want me to be rich, only in India?
WWE told you to shine up your fandom real nice throughout this decade, and ends the decade at odds with a jaded, diminishing fanbase.
??????
Profit.
And they actually did make profit, which is the kicker. Record profits.
See you in 2029.
Don't forget: you're here forever.