10 Bizarre Wrestling Facts We Just Accept
1. The Undertaker Is A Supernatural Zombie Wizard
Now we come to the granddaddy of them all, the most bizarre wrestling fact ever conceived. It's not the showcase of a bunch of immortals, just one. Instead of another mere mortal plying his craft in the squared circle, The Undertaker is a supernatural phenom/undead wizard doomed to haunt WWE forever (and we do mean forever).
Yet WWE audiences continue to pop for The Deadman. His unique and increasingly sluggish entrance still sends chills across the WWE Universe, despite the company's modern preference for generic names and reality-based characters.
Who can blame us for refusing to turn away from The Undertaker? Dated gimmick or not, the alternative is an even scarier prospect. Better a supernatural zombie wizard than the real Mark Calaway, who feels increasingly out of step with reality. You know, actual reality. We'll take The Deadman over him any day of the week.
Sorry, Mark. It's really to your credit. You take souls and dig holes so well, even after all these years. Not every wrestling fact can line up so perfectly with a superstar's gimmick. Although well into his 50s, The Undertaker's still got that going for him.
Hey, it's a living. Or should we say, it's a DYING?!