10 Bizarre Wrestling Facts We Just Accept
2. There Are No Surprises, Only Theme Music
You know what's the ultimate argument settler? Drowning out your opponent's cries for mercy with adolescent rock music. Debate you? More like debate over, buddy.
WWE sound techs sure have lightning fast reflexes. How else do you explain every key storyline development ending in the victorious party's music? Talk about being in the right place at the right time!
It's a good thing this one's entertaining as all hell because it sure doesn't make a lick of sense. There's not even any consistency to it. Whether a wrestler wins a match, makes a run-in, or simply gets the upper hand, their theme music is always ready to go at a moment's notice. Accept no substitute.
Let's face it. Silencing a fallen enemy is so badass. You know, badass like a teenager telling his teacher to "suck it" circa 1998. Serves them right for trying to teach you stuff.
And should we be impressed or embarrassed at the thought of our favourite WWE superstars queuing up their theme music for the night's big moment? Rather than an alpha move, this feels more like requesting a slow jam at a rave. We're here for molly, not Molly Holly! Good grief, we haven't slept for days.