10 Brutal Realisations About WWE Network's Holy Foley!

7. Collette Is The Obligatory Crazy Character

Mick Noelle Foley
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What type of WWE reality show would it be without the obligatory crazy character? Well through the first five episodes, that role belongs to Mick's wife, Collette.

Like Noelle, longtime wrestling fans have seen Collette before too. She was front and center of Beyond The Mat's coverage of the 1999 Royal Rumble match for the WWE Title between her husband, portraying Mankind, as he battled The Rock. At the infamous I Quit Match, Collette was visibly distraught seeing her husband repeatedly take multiple unprotected chair shots to his head while his hands were cuffed behind his body. That was a woman that fans could relate to.

The much lighter side of WWE is displayed in Holey Foley!, where Collette is focused on her expensive and extensive doll collection as well as nudging her daughter to try and pursue a modelling career. Noelle and Mick add to the crazy portrayal of Collette and it's clearly to try and create another character for the show. Through the first five episodes, this woman seems a bit harder for fans to relate to.

It's transparent, it's derivative and it's tired, but it's Crazy Collette on the WWE Network's Holey Foley!

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A former stuntman for Paramount Pictures, Matt enjoys sports, water skiing, driving fast, the beach, professional wrestling, technology, and scotch. At the same time, whenever possible. Having attended many famous (and infamous) shows including WrestleMania XV, In Your House: Mind Games, and the 1995 King of the Ring, Matt has been a lifelong professional sports and wrestling fan. Matt's been mentioned in numerous wrestling podcasts including the Steve Austin Show: Unleashed, Talk Is Jericho, and Something To Wrestle With Bruce Prichard. As a former countywide performer, Matt has been referred to as Mr. 300 for his amazing accomplishments in the world of amateur bowling. He is also the only man on record to have pitched back-to-back no hitters in the Veterans Stadium Wiffle Ball League of 2003.