10 Candidates For WWE's Bizarre Post-WrestleMania 37 Push
5. Angel Garza
At some point, in order to quell the growing locker room discontent, Vince is going to have to push one of these f*ckers.
They can't all leave, and nor can they all go back to NXT. What's funny is that if too many acts are allowed to go back, they'll all want to, which is quite the indictment. Perhaps Vince is aware of this, and just sticks them all in catering, like manifested unread emails, to save himself the bother.
Angel Garza is perhaps the most inexplicable relegation. He can go, he can cut a fine promo, he exudes star quality, and he does a funny thing with his trousers not unlike Shawn Michaels, with whom Vince was psychosexually fascinated by in the mid 1990s. It's a lowkey self-own, Garza's burial, but it's also profound: he is an exceptionally handsome man, and yet WWE portrayed him as an unf*ckable pervert before picking the rose out of his hands and telling him to enjoy the lovely spread.
Perhaps, though, Vince will remember that he has a f*cking workhorse of a Colin Farrell doppelgänger on the books and push him as someone who could break a girl's heart, as opposed to asking the m'lady to take a gander at her bosom *shies away to suppress the ungentlemanly lust*